This has absolutely nothing to do with the comic, but I just went to see True Grit, and I haven’t enjoyed a movie this much in a looooong time. Jeff Bridge’s line “them men wanted a decent burial, they should have got themselves killed in summer” totally cracked me up. It also reminded me of the chief Yellow Turban Zhang Jue, who was dead and buried before the Han army could get to him. When they finally did, they dug his body back out and beheaded his corpse. So I guess that’s one more villain that didn’t get a decent burial.

See what I did there? I just made a logical connection from True Grit to the Yellow Turbans. Win for me :D